my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet he cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
(Source: wars3, via moon--dew)
"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."
Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.