"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet he cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."
Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.
i feel like hawaii doesnt even give one single shit about whats going on theyre just like are we even america whatever brah gotta go catch this sick wave down on beach hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha
(Source: averagefairy, via schaalwedance)
Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?